Prettige Kerst – Bon Noel – Merry Christmas - Joyeux Noel
Feliz Navidad - Glad Jule - Hauskaa Joulua – God Jul
Buon Natale - Hyvää Joulua - Schoba achal Zels gilozae
Happy Xmas - Fröhliche Weihnachten
Sinifesela Ukhisimusi Omuhle Nonyaka Omusha Onempumelelo
Nollaig chridheil huibh
Hristos se rodi - Streken Bozhik
Puthuvalsara Aashamsakal - Boas Festas e Feliz Ano Novo
I'D Miilad Said ous Sana Saida
Bellas festas da nadal e bun onn - Hristos se rodi
Noeliniz Ve Yeni Yiliniz Kutlu Olsun
Shinnen omedeto. Kurisumasu Omedeto

Top Ten Reasons Why Christmas is the Best Holiday:

• Getting drunk and passing out under the Christmas tree
• My dad's farts get overtaken by the smell of the Christmas tree
• Presents
• Family is usually happy (sometimes)
• No work
• Getting drunk and peeing on the neighbor's lawn
• Dressing dogs up like little reindeer
• Christmas parties with free food
• No college classes for a month
• Getting drunk and puking on the neighbor's plastic santa